Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Typing the first five sonnets of Shakespeare with the right hand shifted one key position to the left.

U

Frin faurest creatyres we dusere ubcreasem
Tgat tgerevt beayttls rise nuggt bever duem
Vyt as tge ruoer sgiykd vt tube deceasem
Gus tebder geur nuggt veargus neniruL
Vyt tgiy cibtracted ti tgube iwb iruggt etesm
Feed;st tht kuggt;s fkane wutg sekf0sybstabtuak fyekm
Najubg a fanube wgere avybdabce kuesm
Tgt sekf tgt fiem ti tgt sweet sekf tii cryekL
Tgiy tgat art biw tge wirkd;s fresg irbanebtl
Abd ibkt gerak ti tge gaydt situbm
Wutgub tgube iwb vyd vyruest tgt cibtebtm
Abdm tebder cgyrkm naj;st waste ub buffardubgL
Oubtu tge wirkdm ir ekse tgus fkyttib vem
Ti eat tge wirkd;s dyem vt tge grave abd tgee,

UU

Wgeb firtt wubters sgakk vesuege tgt vriwm
Abd dug deei trabcges ub tgt veaytu;s fuekdm
Tgt tiytg;s oriyd kuvert si gazed ib biwm
Wukk ve a titter;d weed if snakk wirtg gekdL
Tgeb veubg asjedm wgere akk tgt veaytu kuesm
Wgere akk tge treasyre if tgt kystt datsl
Ti satm wutgub tgube iwb deeo sybjeb etesm
Were ab akk eatubg sganem abd tgruftkess orausem
Giw nycg nire orause deserve;d tgt veayttls tsem
Uf tgiy ciykdst abswer ;Tgus faur cgukd if nube
Sgakk syn nt ciybtm abd naje nt ukd excysem;
Orivubg gus veaytt vt syccessuib tgube!
Tgus were ti ve bew nade wgeb tgiy art ikdm
Abd see tgt vkiid warn wgeb tgiy feek;st ut cikd,

UUU

Kiij ub tgt gkass abd tekk tge face tgiy vuewst
Biw us tge tune tgat face sgiykd firn abitgerl
Wgise fresg reoaur uf biw tgiy bit rebewestl
Tgiy dist vegyuke tge wirkdm ybvkess sine nitger,
Fir wgere us sge si faur wgise ybear;d winv
Dusdaubs tge tukkage if tgt gysvabtrt>
Ir wgi us ge si fibd wukk ve tge ribv
If gus sekf0kivem ti stio oisterutt>
Tgiy art tgt nitger;s fkass abd sge ub tgee
Cakks vacj tge kiverkt Aoruk if ger orunel
Si tgiy tgriygg wubdiws if tgube age sgakt seem
Dusoute if wrubjes tgus tgt fikdeb tune,
Vyt uf tgiy kuvem renenverld bit ti vem
Due subgke abd tgube ubage dues wutg tgee,

UV

Ybtgruftt kivekubessm wgt dist tgiy siebd
Yiob tgt sekf tgt veayttls kegact>
Btyre;s vewyest guves bitgubgm vyt ditg kebdm
Abd veubg frabj sge kebds ti tgise are freeL
Tgebm veayteaiys buggardm wgt dist tgiy avyse
Tge viybteiys kargess guveb tgee ti guve>
Irifutkess ysyrerm wgt dist tgiy yse
Si great a syn if synsm tet cabst bit kuve>
Fir gavubg traffuc wutg tgt sekf akibem
Tgiy if tgt sekf tgt sweet sekf dist decueveL
Tgeb giw wgeb batyre cakks tgee ti ve gibem
Wgat acceitavke aydut cabst tgiy keave>
Tgt ybysed veaytt nyst ve tined wutg tgeem
Wgucgm ysedm kuves tg; execytir ti ve,

V

Tigse giyrm tgat wutg gevtke wirj dud frane
Tge kivekt gaze wgere evert ete ditg dwekkm
Wukk okat tge ttrabts ti tge vert sane
Abd tgat ybfauk wgucg faurkt ditg excekl
Fir bever0restubg tune keads synner ib
Ti gudeiys wubtern abd cibfiybds gun tgerel
Sai cgecjed wutg fristm abd kystt keaves wyute gibem
Veaytt i;er0sbiwed abd varebess evert wgereL
Tgeb were bit sybber;s dustukkatuib keftm
A kuqyud orusiber iebt ub wakks if gkassm
Veaytt;s effect wutg veaytt were vereftm
Bir utm bir bi renenverabce wgat ut wasL
Vyt tgeur sgiwl tgeur syvstabce stukk kuves sweet,